A woman went to see a doctor, going around in circles explaining that she suffered from an uncontrollable “air release mechanism.” She said:
– But luckily, they don’t smell and they don’t make any noise. In fact, while we’ve been talking, I’ve already done it twice…
The doctor patiently waited for the patient to finish expressing all her symptoms, then wrote a prescription and handed it to her.
– What? Nasal spray? she asked in surprise.
– Yes, the doctor replied, I will restore your sense of smell first, then we’ll address your hearing.
