Four women were playing Bridge and chatting. One woman said, “My husband just returned from Paris. He bought me a ton of perfume. Can you imagine, twenty-four bottles, each containing 170ml at $50 per ml? What a fabulous gift! But I can’t use it because I just discovered that I am allergic to perfume!”
Another woman replied:
– Allergies are truly terrible. My husband bought me a mink coat. I can’t wear it because I’m allergic to mink!
The third woman chimed in loudly:
– Well, I’m the same. My husband bought me this beautiful diamond-studded necklace, but I can’t wear it because I’m allergic to diamonds!
The fourth woman next to them suddenly vomited everything she had eaten for lunch onto the table where they were playing. The other women asked: “Oh my, what just made you throw up like that?”
The woman replied: “It’s just because I’m allergic to boastful people!”