A woman came to see the doctor, rambling about her uncontrollable “farting mechanism.” She said:
– But luckily, they don’t smell and don’t make noise. In fact, while I’ve been talking to you, I’ve done it twice already…
The doctor patiently waited for the patient to express all her symptoms, then wrote a prescription and handed it to her.
– What? Nasal spray? she asked in surprise.
– Yes, the doctor replied, I will restore your sense of smell first, then we can address your hearing.