A handsome, suave man who clearly wasn’t a local was riding the bus and sitting next to a woman. Occasionally, he would touch her shoulder and then bring his hand to his nose, looking quite “high.” The woman found this amusing and asked:
– Where are you from?
– Mars.
– Awesome! I really like aliens. Do you like me?
– Yes.
They ended up going back to a hotel together and rented a room.
– Love me – the girl urged.
– Well, I already “loved” you on the bus – the “Martian” replied, continuing to… touch her shoulder and sniff his hand.
