Two venomous snakes are slithering along. One snake turns to the other and asks:
– Are we really venomous snakes?
– Yes, indeed, we are very venomous.
The first snake asks again: Are we truly venomous snakes?
– Absolutely, we are venomous snakes. We are the most venomous snakes in the world. By the way, why do you keep asking?
– Because I just bit my own tongue, that’s why!!!