A newlywed couple had been married for two weeks. The husband, although infatuated with love, still wanted to go out drinking with his friends. Therefore, he pleaded with his wife:
– My dear, I’ll be home soon.
– Where do you think you’re going, my silly husband?
– I’m going to the bar, my beautiful one, just to have a little beer.
– You want to drink beer, my love?
She opened the refrigerator and showed him 25 different types of beer, brands from 25 countries: Germany, the Netherlands, Japan… The husband was at a loss for words, the only thing he could think was:
– Right, my lollipop. But at the bar, you know… they have those ice-cold mugs…
Before he could finish, his wife interrupted:
– You want an ice-cold mug, puppy?
Saying this, she pulled out a frozen mug that made her shiver when she touched it. The husband turned a bit pale and said:
– Yes, you’re so thoughtful, but at the bar, they have really good snacks… I won’t be gone long, I promise, okay?
– You want snacks, my bear cub?
She opened the refrigerator again and took out 5 plates filled with 5 different snacks: fried chicken wings, grilled chicken feet, barbecued pork…
– But… but honey, at the bar, there are… curses, filthy slang, and much more.
The wife replied:
– You want swearing, honey?… Listen up, you hard-headed! Drink that damned beer in your cursed frozen mug and eat the silly snacks I made. Because you are not going anywhere. Got it, you monkey?
… and they lived happily ever after!!!
