The Advantage of Computers over Men

– Finding a computer is not too difficult;

– A computer does not require you to adhere to “virtue, conduct, language, and appearance”;

– A computer will not make you so angry that you cry;

– A computer will never ask you: “Am I your first?”;

– A computer will never tell other computers that it is your first;

– A computer will never reveal to other computers that it is not your first;

– A computer does not care about your age;

– A computer will never ask: “Who are you talking to?” every time you get a call;

– A computer will never say, “I need to call my wife first”;

– A computer will never force you to have children until you have a son;

– A computer will not snoop on your letters or diary and won’t make a fuss about what it finds;

– A computer will never get jealous when you meet an ex;

– A computer will never call you by another woman’s name;

– A computer will never ask: “Do you like it? Am I better than that guy?”;

– A computer will never get drunk;

– It’s easier to leave a computer than to leave a husband.