A lawyer, lying in bed on the brink of death, called his wife closer. “What’s the matter, my love?” he asked. “Please hurry and bring me a Bible.” Being a devout person, his wife was delighted and quickly fetched a Bible, intending to read to her husband some wonderful verses about destiny.
The lawyer snatched the book from her hands and frantically flipped through the pages, his eyes darting back and forth. His wife was extremely surprised.
– What are you looking for, my dear?
– I’m looking for loopholes! – the lawyer shouted.
