A person asks a friend:
– I don’t understand why every time you light a cigarette, you break into a big smile. The tobacco must be really good, right?
– Not really, I just read in a book that smoking a cigarette shortens your life by 5 seconds, but smiling adds 10 seconds. So every time I smoke, I have to smile to gain back those 5 seconds for my life.
o O o
Two smokers are having a conversation:
– Smoking too much ruins your voice.
– That’s true! If only you could hear my wife’s scream every time I drop ash on the carpet.
– Today, my secretary gave me the hottest kiss of my life.
– Really? How did your secretary kiss you?
– She forgot to take the lit cigarette out of her mouth.
