– Where are you going, holding that radio so tightly?
– My spouse and I had a fight, and I decided to leave home.
– So the radio is the only thing she shared with you?
– No, I’m just prepared in case she broadcasts a message on the radio looking for a lost person.
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Even More Frightening
A man stood on the 24th floor of a skyscraper with the intention of committing suicide. His wife, terrified, shouted through the loudspeaker:
– Honey, think it over! We still have a long way to go!
Just hearing that, the man immediately jumped down.
