A man was about to enter a bar when a dog approached him and said:
– Hey there! Want to make some money?
The man couldn’t believe his ears. He asked again:
– Are you really talking?
– Yes! – The dog replied. – Just take me inside the bar, pretend I’m your dog, and bet everyone that I can talk.
So the man took the dog into the bar and announced that his dog could talk, and of course, no one believed him. The betting began, and when there was a lot of money on the table, the man urged the dog to speak.
Nothing happened.
He shouted:
– Hey! I just bet 4,000 dollars! Say something!
The dog just sat there wagging its tail. The man had to pay up and left the bar amidst the laughter of the patrons.
Once outside, he grabbed the dog:
– You scoundrel! You made me lose so much money. Why did you do that?
The dog replied:
– Because when we come back tomorrow to bet, we will bet ten to one!
