1. A notice posted on the door of the mediation office reads: “We are on a lunch break. While you wait, please reconsider!”
2. Question: “What is the difference between marriage and death?” Answer: “After death, one is free.”
3. A nun wonders: “If a woman marries God, after the divorce does she get half of the universe as her settlement?”
4. My wife doesn’t care about what I do when I leave the house, as long as I’m not interested in anything…
5. My wife has two completely different personalities: I don’t like either of them.
6. My wife left me for my best friend; strangely, I miss that guy!
7. All my opinions come from my wife. She even says I’m lucky!
8. Marriage is the main reason for divorce.
9. Losing a wife is a painful experience. In my case, it’s a fantasy!
10. If you fear loneliness, don’t get married.
11. I am in control of my entire life. But that’s a secret; don’t let my wife know!
12. A single man is the only one who has never lied to his wife.
13. A gentleman is a man who never swears at his wife while other women are around.
14. It is true that humans are born free and equal. But then some people go on to get married…
15. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Conclusion: Marriage is blind.
16. Behind every successful woman is… a pile of unwashed laundry.
