A man called home to his wife and was greeted by an unfamiliar woman’s voice.
– Hello, who is this?
– I’m the maid.
– What do you mean, there’s no maid in my house?
– The lady of the house hired me this morning.
– Good. Let me speak to the lady of the house; this is her husband.
– Uh… the lady of the house is upstairs sleeping with some guy.
– What???!!! Listen, young lady, would you like five hundred million?
– Yes, what do you want me to do?
– Take the gun from the drawer and shoot those two.
After that, the man heard the sound of the phone being put down, footsteps, and then two gunshots. The maid continued to speak.
– Sir, what should we do with the two bodies now?
– Wrap them up carefully and throw them in the lake next to the house.
– Next to the house? Which lake?
– Uh… is this the number … or not…
