In the distance, a chicken is crossing the road. The question arises: why did the chicken cross the road? Below are the responses from various figures:
– R. Descartes: To get to the other side of the road.
– Plato: Because it is good for that chicken; the other side of the road is the right place to be.
– Aristotle: Because it is the chicken’s nature to cross the road.
– M. Luther King: I dream of a world where all chickens can cross the road without having to justify why.
– R. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat: the chicken never crossed the road.
– S. Freud: Your concern about the chicken crossing the road reveals your underlying sexual anxieties.
– Galileo: And so the chicken crossed the road!
– De Gaulle: The chicken may have crossed the road, but it has yet to cross the highway.
– G. W. Bush: The fact that the chicken crossed the road, regardless of the UN resolution, demonstrates a defiance against democracy, freedom, and justice. This indicates that we should have bombed that road a long time ago. To ensure peace in the region and protect the values we uphold, we have decided to send 17 aircraft carriers, 146 fighter jets, 250,000 troops, and 154 cruise missiles to eliminate any trace of the chicken in the area within a 5,000 km radius. Subsequently, we will take charge of this region on behalf of the world, establishing chicken coops according to the most suitable security standards. The rooster leading the coops will be elected democratically. To balance costs, we only need to control the types of food processed from chicken eggs for the next 30 years. In this new land of justice, freedom, and democracy, we can ensure that chickens will never cross the road again, and there will be no more… roads left in the area.
