A middle-aged woman was strolling through the park when she noticed a man with two very cute children sitting on a bench.
The woman approached and struck up a conversation:
– Hello, sir, those two children are adorable! Are they your kids?
– No, they’re not.
– Oh, are you babysitting for a friend or a neighbor?
– Not at all. I’m a condom marketing representative. And these are customer complaints about my product.