What does a wife mean to an archaeologist and to a farmer? Let’s explore some humorous and unique definitions of a wife.
Philosophically: A wife is an independent entity that exists outside of us, beyond our control, representing the fears of men.
Economically: A wife is an unregulated bank, easy to deposit into, but hard to withdraw from, with no legal recourse for withdrawal.
As an asset: A wife is something very old that cannot be liquidated.
Socially: A wife is a free individual who voluntarily lives with us yet continuously accuses us of taking away her freedom, and if we try to return it, she refuses.
From an archaeological perspective: A wife is a type of antique that depreciates the longer it is kept.
Biologically: A wife is compared to a lioness.
Physically: A wife is a type of matter that exists eternally.
Technologically: A wife is the fastest radar station for sending and receiving signals.
In martial arts: A wife is a master who collects various styles, from little tiger boxing to lemon-squeezing techniques, and banana-picking martial arts.
Mathematically: A wife is an invariant function with an infinite limit, with no asymptotes. Many solutions only lead to headaches and frustration.
From a zoological standpoint: A wife is a hybrid creature resulting from the crossbreeding of a deer and a lion.
A farmer’s view: A wife is a barren piece of land we must plow because we can’t mortgage or sell it.
An educator’s perspective: A wife is a slow student who keeps asking the same question repeatedly.
A lottery ticket seller’s view: A wife is a lottery ticket that everyone hopes will win the jackpot when first purchased.
A physicist’s perspective: A wife can transform from one form to another, from a form that pushes her husband out of the house to one that is battered and bruised, serving as a basis for men digging holes or jumping off buildings.
A wife is…
At 20, she is a round ball… with 22 players competing, she doesn’t need to look at anyone.
At 30, she is a volleyball… with only 12 guys in contention, she hesitates to choose one.
At 40, she is a tennis ball… between two people, her father and her husband, both passing her back and forth, neither wants to take her.
At 50, she is a golf ball… with only one person left, her husband, who tries to hit the ball as far as possible,… but in the end, he must follow it.
Humorous definitions of a wife
A wife is a ripe chili pepper
Bright red on the outside but very spicy inside.
A wife is a rose
A wife is “the lioness of Ha Dong” at home.
A wife is scorching sun and pouring rain
A wife is the stormy winds and tempestuous gales.
Many owe their success to their wives
Many have lost everything because of their wives.
A wife encompasses all the poetry
A wife embodies all the dreams that come and go.
A wife is a heady intoxication
Like a foreign perfume that leaves us dizzy.
A wife is a pink cloud
A wife is the beauty queen that makes her husband swoon.
A wife is the brain and the hand
A wife is the doctor who cares for us day by day.
A wife is the bud – A wife is the flower
A wife is the verdant sprout, a wife is springtime.
A wife is the people’s credit
A wife is the accountant who manages the household finances.
A wife is the vast ocean
A wife is the rich aroma of rice that reflects our love for home.
A wife is the cool breeze of summer
A wife is the warmth that blows in on a cold winter night.
A wife is the support for her husband
Many men dare to say their wives are nothing!
Hold on, think again
A wife is extremely important, there is nothing more crucial.
The household chores are largely her doing
Cooking meals, washing vegetables, brewing tea.
A wife is the washing machine at home
A wife is the cassette player, a wife is the TV.
Many nights a wife sings for her husband
The lullabies of old echo within us.
A wife is the folk song melody.
A wife is the boss, a wife is the employee
A wife is the money counting machine
A wife is the “inner strength” that builds the family.
A wife is the treasurer and storekeeper
A wife is the happiness and warmth of the home.
A wife is the vast universe
With many mysteries that we have yet to uncover.
When to be angry, when to be loving.
Morning rains, afternoon sunshine—who can predict?
A wife is a deep river
A wife is like an entire blue sky
A wife is the melody of emotions
A wife is the bamboo by the temple that adds charm
A wife is the gentle, kind-hearted girl Tấm.
A wife is the money-loving, pleasure-seeking girl Cám.
A wife is a child of Buddha, a descendant of heaven,
Parting the clouds to descend as a human on earth.
