Three young boys were sitting together, bragging about their tough antics. The first one pounded his chest and said:
– No one is tougher than me. Back in elementary school, I stabbed my friend right in the stomach with a pencil, leaving him covered in blood.
The second boy scoffed:
– That’s nothing. In preschool, I got so mad at my friend that I kicked a pot right into his face, almost cracking his skull open. I’m the toughest of all.
The third boy spoke calmly:
– Well, that’s pretty average. I’m the toughest here. When I was just learning to crawl, I couldn’t stand my neighbor eating my food, so I threw a rubber nipple right into his mouth. To this day, he still hasn’t grown a single tooth. He was born with a congenital gap-toothed smile.
