Straight Talk
In a military hospital, a wounded soldier with both legs and arms in casts urgently asked the nurse:
– Oh my, it itches… “down there”, can you scratch it for me!
– Oh dear, where does it itch?
– In a… not-so-convenient place.
– Just say it directly, don’t be shy.
– Okay, it’s between… my big toes!
—– o O o —–
To celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary, the husband affectionately asked his wife:
– Would you like a fur coat?
– No.
– How about I buy you a Mercedes?
– Or a vacation home in the mountains?
– No…
The husband gave up:
– Then just tell me straight, what do you want? We can solve this quickly.
– I want a divorce.
– Oh no! I didn’t plan to spend that much!
