– I hope you’re not planning to take my chicken to the hospital, are you?
A man walked into a watch repair shop and asked:
– Excuse me, are you the best watchmaker in the area?
– Yes, what do you need?
– I would like to invite you to my house to check on my rooster. For the past few days, it has been crowing half an hour earlier than usual.
A young boy called on the phone:
– Hello, is this the animal protection center? Please send someone here quickly! My neighbor is plucking the feathers from a teenage chicken!
A boy ran to his neighbor’s house holding a cat:
– Uncle, I came to collect the reward you promised for anyone who catches your chicken!
– But you’re holding a cat?!
– Yes. Your chick is in the stomach of the cat!
A person asked a chicken vendor at the market:
– How much is this rooster?
– I’m not selling this rooster.
– Then why did you bring it here?
– That’s because without it, the hens won’t come to the market.
