Critique with Joy!

Crossing through the muddy hole, I met a briber
The first thing he asked was, “Where’s the money?”
“Need a signature? Are you listening carefully?”
“One measure of gold? Oh, my head is spinning!”

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Bored with the fate of a fly
Bored, but still must swallow… my sorrow to eat!

Pure father, pure mother, pure aunt
If there’s an envelope, then I’ll be pure and proud (thank you)

Pure father, pure mother, pure aunt
If there’s no envelope, then it’s back to inspection.

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Funeral

Oh dear, look at that funeral
Bustling and lively with guests coming through
Trumpets, drums, and trendy tunes
Houses, paper cars, lavishly burned
Out of respect, we must do it grand
Wealth must let people know us
If the underworld is so joyful
Surely we live carefreely, without fear of age.

The Golden Words of Boss CONG….

Now there are few seats but many butts
Remember these things, you guys

Eating is my affair
Thinking, writing, I leave to you all
My job is to sign all day
Implementing work, you all do for me
My role is to enjoy high benefits
Work goes up, and I hand it to you all

For example:
Drinking is my affair
While carrying, pouring, I leave to you all
Partying is my affair
While paying the bill, I leave to you all
Eating snails is my affair
While disposing of shells, I leave to you all
Reporting achievements is for me
While taking responsibility, I leave to you all
Mingling around the world
Broadening my horizons, this is my part
Navigating through hardships
Calculating very carefully, I leave to you all.

Come here, I’ll tell you this
I forbid you to think about opposing me
Opposing me, I’ll be just fine
But if you think wrongly, I’ll deal with you
The sky is high, the sea is vast, the land is thick
I dare you to escape from my hands.

In the sky, countless stars
Who can measure my heart with yours?
Dear esteemed, dear gifted, dear invited
Among the three respects, which one will you eat?
The esteemed is just flattering talk
The gifted is handing it directly
The invited is to eat immediately
The respect for the elderly is no longer used today.

New Year Wishes Nowadays

Four guys from my family go to the government’s Tet
Three guys bow their heads with solemn expressions
One guy takes photos for documentation
Saved for unexpected situations.

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