My dear – the wife said to her husband – I bought this silk so you can make a tie.
– You’re so lovely! But why did you buy so much?
– I think the leftover fabric is for me to make an áo dài.
—–*&*—–
– My beloved, I have been forgetful again. This morning, I went to the store to buy you a new pair of shoes. Somehow, when I came back, I realized that I mistakenly bought a gown for myself instead!
—–*&*—–
Late at night, a thief broke into a house, and he was immediately hit on the head by the owner, so hard that he fell unconscious. While handcuffing him, the police officer exclaimed:
– What a perfect hit! You are indeed a brave person!
– You flatter me! I thought he was my husband coming home from drinking; if I had known he was a thief, I would have been terrified!
One man who loved classical music had his girlfriend over, and he asked:
– Do you like Mozart?
– I’ve told you so many times, I only love you, and besides, I don’t have any friends with the last name Mozart!
A husband with a mistress demanded a divorce from his wife:
– Here’s the divorce paperwork, please sign it!
– Oh my, how can you be so heartless?
– With you, that’s what you deserve.
– I may have been foolish, but what crime did that girl commit for you to take her away?
