A handsome, suave man, clearly not a local, was riding the bus and sitting next to a woman. Occasionally, he would touch her shoulder and then bring his hand to his nose, looking quite “high.” The woman, amused, asked:
– Where are you from?
– Mars.
– Amazing! I really like aliens. Do you like me?
– Yes.
They ended up going back to a hotel and rented a room.
– Love me, please – the girl urged.
– Well, I’ve been “loving” you the whole time on the bus – the “Martian” replied, and continued to… touch her shoulder and sniff his hand.
