Dai Van Mo is a player of all kinds, and later he even got into mobile phones. He collects the latest models and brands. Today, he just bought a V.Fone that can record videos for 60 minutes. Mo plans to make a steamy video clip of his lover, intending to post it online if she leaves her older brother for a younger man.
After downing a hundred percent of the X.O rum mixed with lobster blood, Dai Van Mo dialed a number. As soon as he heard “Hello” from the other end, he immediately said:
– Come to Hai De Hotel, room 35 on…
After giving the order, Mo hung up before the admiring eyes of his drinking buddies. He shrugged, showing that he had had such meetings before.
As scheduled, Mo arrived at the hotel, checked in, and lay waiting. A little while later, there was a knock on the door.
Mo called out:
– Come in, dear!
Mo stood up, arms wide open to welcome. But when the door opened, he stammered:
– Oh… you…
Instead of a slender girl, standing in front of Mo was the imposing figure of his wife. Mrs. Mo coyly asked:
– Why did you call me to the hotel today?
Quick-witted, Mo replied:
– Just changing the atmosphere a little…
When reviewing the call log, Mo realized he had dialed the wrong number: instead of calling his sister, he mistakenly called his wife’s number.
* Lesson one: Always check the number before calling.
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Mo frequently received unexpected phone calls because his mobile number was quite attractive.
– Hello, is that you?
– No, it’s not! – Mo snapped.
– Stop joking around.
– You have the wrong number.
Click…
A moment later, the phone rang again. Mo snapped:
– I told you, you have the wrong number.
– Then who are you?
– Do I have to tell you my name?
– I want to know who you are.
– This is a funeral home; we sell coffins. Buy one, get one free, how many would you like?
And just like that, the line went dead!
* Lesson four: When faced with rude inquiries, just say it’s a coffin shop or a funeral home and that’s that.
Not long ago, Mo found himself in a nearly crazy situation with his wife because of his uncovered phone.
While watching the TV show “The Slimming Guide,” Mrs. Mo received a call from Mr. Mo. Knowing her husband often acts on impulse in love, she wasn’t surprised. She picked up the phone:
– Hello… hello… is that you…?
Mrs. Mo kept saying “Hello” but didn’t hear Mr. Mo’s response. Suddenly, she heard a girl’s voice sweetly say:
– Must be really scared of your wife, huh?
Mrs. Mo heard Mr. Mo’s reply:
– Not at all. As soon as I shout, she’ll be scared… I’m the lord of my house, the king, the boss…
Annoyed, Mrs. Mo hung up the phone. Furious, she waited for her husband to come home. When Mo arrived, she exploded:
– Greetings to the lord of the jungle, greetings to the king, greetings to the boss… just hearing your voice makes me scared… So why don’t you just leave!
Mo was taken aback:
– Huh, how did you know…?
In the morning, upon checking the phone, Mo realized that it was because his uncovered phone was in his pocket, and he had forgotten to lock it. By chance, he pressed the speed dial button set for his wife, so she received the call.
* Lesson two: Always lock your mobile phone when using one without a cover.
However, there are times when Mr. Mo is unjustly accused, and he can’t defend himself…
That night was quite romantic for the Mo couple. As they were in the mood for romance, the phone rang. As soon as Mo picked it up, he heard a girl’s voice on the other end:
– Honey, please forgive me. I know what I did was a mistake, but circumstances led me to this…
– Hello, who are you looking for?
– Don’t be mad at me. I know it’s you, don’t pretend to be someone else…
Mo hung up. A moment later, the phone rang again. Not knowing who it was, Mo answered, and the girl’s voice was crying from the other end:
– Why did you abandon me…
The girl spoke while crying. Feeling puzzled, Mo let the phone be. After a while, she said:
– This afternoon, let’s meet at the old place, okay? At 5 PM…
Mo nodded:
– Sure, 5 PM tomorrow at the old place.
Mrs. Mo overheard her husband making arrangements and immediately interrogated:
– Who are you meeting?
– How would I know which girl! I’m just agreeing to make her stop calling me. She must have dialed the wrong number…
After much persuasion and swearing, Mr. Mo finally calmed Mrs. Mo down.
* Lesson three: Never answer your mobile phone in private places, especially in the restroom.
