A newlywed couple woke up the next morning. The husband said:
– My love, it’s time for breakfast!
– How about we skip breakfast and enjoy some love instead? – she suggested.
The husband agreed. The situation repeated itself at lunch. By the afternoon, she saw him sitting with his legs curled up by the fireplace. Surprised, she asked:
– What are you doing, my love?
– Oh, I’m… warming up dinner.