Two cockroaches were eating and chatting in a trash can. The first cockroach said:
– I just went to a new restaurant on this street. It’s very clean. The kitchen has no stains, and the floor is shining white. There isn’t a speck of dirt anywhere. It’s so hygienic that every nook and cranny sparkles.
– Please – the second cockroach grimaced – don’t say that while I’m eating.
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Two Frenchmen met in Africa:
– How long have you been hunting elephants? – one asked – The elephant standing next to you is quite rare!
– Actually, I came here to practice butterfly hunting at first – the other replied with a reluctant tone – But misfortune struck last month when I lost my glasses.
