– Hello! We have a guest who has fainted at the hotel. – Staff from a well-known hotel, famous for its exorbitant room rates in the city, called the emergency room.
– Ah, – the on-call doctor instructed – please follow these 3 steps for first aid:
One: Immediately remove the bill from the guest’s hand.
Two: Place the guest in a third-class room.
Three: Gently hold a sign indicating a major discount in front of the guest.
