A guy was invited by his friends to go out for drinks, but he arrived a bit late. As soon as he walked in, all the tables
shouted in unison:
– Late! Penalty! Penalty!
So he had to drink a shot as a penalty, and then he was “penalized” again, with shot after shot being poured out…
After the party, on his way home, he stopped at a red light. That’s when the traffic police pulled him over:
– You are being fined.
He sighed:
– Another fine? Well, let’s go all in, pour it on!
——– o0o ——–
The Monkey
A drunkard complained to his doctor:
– Every morning when I open the fridge, there’s a monkey staring right at me.
The doctor nodded and advised:
– Drink less and move the mirror from the fridge to another place!
