– Men remember their first computer just like they remember their first woman for the rest of their lives.
– After a while, every man wants a better computer or a better woman.
– Computers, like women, continuously demand that we invest more money for upgrades.
– Being passionate about computers is like being passionate about women; it consumes our leisure time.
– Computers, like women, have their own unique languages that are often difficult to understand.
– Computers, like women, come in all types, sizes, shapes, and colors.