A man walks into a bar, and the bartender rushes over to ask:
– Sir, what would you like?
– What do I want? A large house, lots of money, and a beautiful wife.
– No, I meant to ask what you desire?
– What do I desire? To be a billionaire, to have a magnificent castle…
The bartender interrupts:
– You misunderstood me; I meant to ask: What do you want?
– Oh, a son would be nice; a daughter is fine too, but I prefer a son.
The bartender, frustrated, replies:
– I meant: What would you like to drink?
– Why didn’t you say that from the start? So, what do you have?
– Honestly, I have nothing. I just serve in this bar all day, I have no money, and I don’t have a wife…
—– o0o —–
Two drunk friends are slurring their words. One asks:
– If your father-in-law dies, will you mourn?
– They’re distant relatives, the other replies.
– !?
