A couple was in court for a divorce. They had a son together. The court ruled in favor of the wife, granting her custody of the child while the husband was ordered to pay monthly child support.
The judge asked the husband:
– Do you have anything else to say?
– I want to say that the court has been unfair by not allowing me to have custody of my son.
– On what basis do you say that?
– Your Honor, may I ask you a question? When you put a dollar into a vending machine and press the button, and a can of Coca-Cola drops out, is that can yours or does it still belong to the machine?
