John returned to the dormitory with two black eyes. His roommate asked:
– What happened to you?
– Honestly, I find women so hard to understand. I was walking behind a girl when I saw a bug fall on her neck. I reached out to remove it, and she turned around, and just like that, one of my eyes changed color!
– What about the other eye?
– That was also because of her. After I got hit, I thought she didn’t like it, so I put the bug back in its place.
