A young driver collided with a girl crossing the street. After getting up and realizing she was unharmed, the girl asked an older man who had witnessed the entire incident:
– Sir, will you be my witness?
– Oh my! – The man replied – Are you planning to take on that reckless driver?
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On public buses in the United States, signs can be seen that read: “Do not talk to the driver!”
In Germany: “Talking to the driver is prohibited!”
In the United Kingdom: “Please do not talk to the driver!”
In Scotland: “What do you gain by talking to the driver?”
And in Italy: “Do not respond to the driver!”