A tourist asked the owner of an inn in the village:
– Excuse me, sir, how is the atmosphere here? Is it good?
– You have nothing to complain about. We had to “poison” an elderly gentleman, the oldest in the village, just to have an opportunity to inaugurate the cemetery.
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At a company specializing in providing bodyguards, an important client was being attended to.
– Sir, we have recently developed some additional services. Would you like protection during business hours or a full package?
– What does a full package include?
– Well, it includes… embalming and burial, sir!