A young man and his girlfriend were taking a stroll down a rural road; on the other side of the fence was a vibrant field filled with wildflowers. The young man climbed over the fence to pick a bunch of flowers for his girlfriend. Suddenly, he spotted a bull staring at him from about six or seven meters away. Slightly startled, he called out to a farmer who was standing in the adjacent field:
– Is that bull safe, sir?
– Oh!
The farmer replied:
– I can assure you it’s much safer than you are at this moment.