A young driver collided with a girl crossing the road. After getting up and realizing she was unharmed, the girl turned to the middle-aged man who had witnessed the entire incident and said:
– Will you be my witness, sir?
– Oh my! – The man replied – Are you really planning to take on that reckless driver?
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On public buses in the United States, signs can be seen that read: “Do not talk to the driver!”
In Germany: “Talking to the driver is prohibited!”
In the UK: “Please refrain from talking to the driver!”
In Scotland: “What do you gain by talking to the driver?”
And in Italy: “Do not respond to the driver!”