A husband and wife went on vacation to two different inns. After a while, feeling guilty, they confessed to each other. The husband said:
– My love, I have betrayed you just twice. The first time was with an actress, and the second time was with a stenographer.
– My dear, I have also betrayed you twice. The first time was with the church choir, and the second time was with a sports team.
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A husband, who was both tactful and respectful of his wife, heard rumors that she might be involved in an affair, and he planned to gently bring it up with her when the opportunity arose.
One day, he found his wife sitting at a market eating snails. He politely approached her stall and whispered:
– Please enjoy your snails; I will take care of the shells.
